Please help I’m so confused. Does it have to do with the struggle sesh?
A bit that will go sideways hard now that it’s been given a comm mod smh
twitch plays posting
praise bird jesus
We’re puppy! Don’t be afraid, we’re nice! 
And the best part is that you can become one with us. Join us. 
Federal Bureau posters consolidated into a single account due to DOGE cost cutting under Musk.
Nah it’s just a bit. A bunch of users on the same account pretending to be a hivemind for a laugh.
Someone put this account up for grabs and whoever got it first said it was now public property and then the bit evolved from there rawr
Seizing private accounts?! Is our toothbrushes next?? Our SPOONS?!
I’ve been using our toothbrush for like a week.
Kinda like if the borg collective adopted a dog
Pup is a very good bit
Heck yes it is.
They’re Democrats who support Senator Bureau Sanders
ahm a pencil pushah!
someone shared the login details of their account to give it to the community and now everyone is having a great time.
@real@hexbear.net it’s
just after the struggle session, someone made a post saying “yo anyone want to use this account i made as a bit a while ago? the password is hunter2, enjoy”
we all then discovered that we can be logged in at the same time and it became a fun hivemind bit where everyone logged in is the bureaucrat puppy
A wholesome bit that I hope lasts
A bureaucrat is an apparatchik of the communist party, and the more bureaucrats you have the more communist it is
But we only have one, so its not very communist.
But they are all of us and we share them. Is that more communist?
seems like we all have to share one bureaucrat, though
This Bureaucrat has a thousand fingers and dozens of keyboards. We are the most efficient poster of all time.
i can only assume that once someone logs into the @Bureaucrat@hexbear.net account and types out a post, everyone else logged into the account is forced to type out the same post and send it at the same time, which is why i’m staying out
doing hivemind stuff is effortless once you fully dissolve into it its ok
Human Instrumentality Project
lol. that was the emote i was looking for 😩
How it feels when Bureaucrat replies:
Catgirl erasure
Are you a cop?
Thanks for the replies, shitposts and all
The creature
