Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 year ago[WARNING: LEWD OWL] I've got my thigh on youNSFWhexbear.netimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up174arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up174arrow-down1image[WARNING: LEWD OWL] I've got my thigh on youNSFWhexbear.netDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square19fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoTake a nap in the dirt
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoYou have recovered 2d4 HP and regained one focus point The Owl approaches with a scroll in it’s beak The scroll reads, “Our lands have been parched due to the actions of the Piss Wizzard, will you help to end his reign of urine?”
minus-squareHotSoda [love/loves]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoI use the Sword of Capitalism
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoThat costs $5.99 Pay up love
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 year agoMake sure rhey have sword insurance, top tier, or else that sword will set them back about 200k
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoThat’s what the $5.99 is for $5.99 every time it’s drawn $2 a swing
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Take a nap in the dirt
You have recovered 2d4 HP and regained one focus point
The Owl approaches with a scroll in it’s beak
The scroll reads, “Our lands have been parched due to the actions of the Piss Wizzard, will you help to end his reign of urine?”
I use the Sword of Capitalism
That costs $5.99
Pay up love
Make sure rhey have sword insurance, top tier, or else that sword will set them back about 200k
That’s what the $5.99 is for
$5.99 every time it’s drawn
$2 a swing