Disgusting
Ok I pull over for this owl flashing it’s thigh, c’mere you lil’ feller
You have seduced the owl, and gained access to it’s dirt lair, now what?
Take a nap in the dirt
You have recovered 2d4 HP and regained one focus point
The Owl approaches with a scroll in it’s beak
The scroll reads, “Our lands have been parched due to the actions of the Piss Wizzard, will you help to end his reign of urine?”
I use the Sword of Capitalism
That costs $5.99
Pay up love
Make sure rhey have sword insurance, top tier, or else that sword will set them back about 200k
That’s what the $5.99 is for
$5.99 every time it’s drawn
$2 a swing
Little feller just sunnin’ themselfs
Those legs. …
Every time.
That’s the sound of the
woop woop
don’t h*rnypost
holy fuck. holy fucking fuck.
Me: what could a lewd owl possibly look like?
Opens thread.
Me: Oh. Hm. Yeah. That would be a lewd owl.
truly the cats of the sky
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