I think it’s time to admit that they are evil tankies. One of them is married to Xi it’s really real and true I’m not lying.

Hexbear is so mean they ate all my ice cream and when I asked to stop they burped on my cat and laughed. (the cat is okay but maybe a little depressed now)

Then they banned me for saying the N-word and I think they secretly did it because they’re the real racists.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    hexbears took a sip of my delicious Diet Pepsi when I was looking the other way because I was too busy thinking of new slurs I could invent

    hexbears gave me a wedgie and called me a racist peepee drinking piss goblin

    hexbears repeatedly said nice things about China and yet not a single nice thing about my illustrious father Henry Kissinger

    • proletarian_girlboss@lemmygrad.ml
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      Ahh, the hexbearian double standard. They praise poverty alleviation, but they complain to no end when I allieviate my own poverty by becoming a Small Business Land Lord. Their cruelty knows no end. I fall to my knees and plead: Won’t someone please think of the petite bourgeoisie!?