• IverCoder@lemmy.ml
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    British ability to turn every noun into an insult simply by adding ‘absolute’

    Will I ever be able to swear like a true brit?

    am i lack toast and tolerant

    attracted to mother why

    If I learn polish will I learn how to squat like a slav?

    Wow

  • GrappleHat@lemmy.ml
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    Can my girlfriend be pregnant if I kissed her?

    What to do with my stacked up toilet papers?

    what counts as fat

    Can birds fly backwards?

    Ha ha ha ha!!!

  • brownmustardminion@lemmy.ml
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    Unless you automate this to run a search at random intervals, wouldn’t google see a blast of searches and just ignore it as noise? I imagine they employ AI already to filter out nonsensical activity or bot activity.

    Really, just stop using google. I migrated from google many years ago. It’s been great. The frustrating part is when they buy up good products and run them into the ground (Nest, Fitbit). Seriously fuck google.

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      I use SearXNG. They search Google anonymously. I also like the layout better. Less bullshit. Straight to the content.

    • The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz
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      There used to be reasons to use Google over DuckDuckGo. But the latter’s result quality has gone up while the former’s has been enshittified. Still, something about old habits and how they die.

  • ISOmorph@feddit.de
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    Simply head over to Google and click your profile in the top right (log in if needed)

    Do privacy motivated people even have a google account?