• Ryantific_theory@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      1 year ago

      Imagine the timeline, Elon never became an asshole, the ultimate pyrotechnic show, fireworks going off, this strange happy man has flamethrowers and a jetpack, behind him a dozen synchronized Falcon 9 rockets take off and engage in a choreographed aerial ballet.

      People post videos of it online, because Twitter still exists as a functional platform.

    • LegionEris [she/her]
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      1 year ago

      Eh, he’s still reckless and popular with easily influenced angry young men. Elon’s Arsons is a thing. You win some; you lose some.