Guoanbu pays me by the comment, going rate is 1 XiBuck per 10 comments.

I have also forgotten what the sky looks like.

But in all honesty, I feel comfortable talking here, and the opportunity to make someone laugh, smile, or become educated is to hard to pass up.

I comment a lot when I poop or when I’m in the metro or when I’m just chilling for a few minutes, and I just skim the front page for things that look interesting enough to comment on. You’d be surprised how much comments you can get on a day if you comment on a lot of posts.

I just like to comment I guess. Never knew it was this much lol. 2.5k in 8 months almost seems fake to me, can’t imagine I have that many comments here.

I’m actually a federal spambot but for the government of Palau. We’re doing stuff to your elections you should be very afraid

This place is much better than Reddit. I can actually say stuff without being bombarded by libs who think they’re going to convince me they’re right by assuming I’m Chinese because I’m a communist (This has happened multiple times, and I’m not even close, my family is a mix of Armenian and Russian, and I was born in the US) and then informing me that I’m being paid by the Chinese government to post propaganda (I wish)