Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoMy children will refer to me as father.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square144fedilinkarrow-up11.41Karrow-down121
arrow-up11.39Karrow-down1imageMy children will refer to me as father.lemmy.worldStriker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square144fedilink
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·11 months agoMy daughter hit me with “bro” tonight. She’s 8.
minus-squareflambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·11 months agoInstantly grounded, no questions
minus-squareKataklistika@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoMy son just turned 5 and calls me “bruh” when he’s playing Minecraft. Otherwise it’s papa the rest of the day.
My daughter hit me with “bro” tonight. She’s 8.
Instantly grounded, no questions
Into the pit.
…of despair
But daddy…
My son just turned 5 and calls me “bruh” when he’s playing Minecraft. Otherwise it’s papa the rest of the day.