Former president’s body odor was called into question by a former congressman
    • rosymind@leminal.spaceEnglish
      121·
      11 months ago

      Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.

      Jingle bells,

      Donald Trump smells,

      Pro-se-cute him all the way!

      Oh, whata time

      It is to live!

      Let’s li-ti-gate all he has to say!

      Hey!

      Can anyone else improve this?

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        11 months ago

        Jingle Bells

        Donald smells

        Jai-l all the way

        What a time

        To be a live

        Let’s lit-i-gate him away

        Hey!

        Rolls off the tongue better.

        I feel like the litigate needs an easier word.

        • rosymind@leminal.spaceEnglish
          2·
          11 months ago

          Agreed. Or a different line all together! I was trying to go with a justicey feel instead of just insults

      • YeetPics@mander.xyzEnglish
        32·
        11 months ago

        Thank you for pushing through the wall. I couldn’t find the energy myself.

      • EmpricornEnglish
        21·
        11 months ago

        Hey. Syllables: may I introduce you to them…?

        • rosymind@leminal.spaceEnglish
          1·
          11 months ago

          I recommend that you try to improve the world with correction instead of (only) criticism. See something misspelled? Post the correct spelling! See some syllables that are off? Fix 'em so that others don’t get it wrong!