PugJesus@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 11 months agoDM phrases your players will LOVE!media.kbin.socialimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1541arrow-down16cross-posted to: DnDMemes@kbin.social
arrow-up1535arrow-down1imageDM phrases your players will LOVE!media.kbin.socialPugJesus@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square39fedilinkcross-posted to: DnDMemes@kbin.social
minus-squareTootSweet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up92·11 months agoI remember something my first DM did. Player: Ok. I’ll open the door. DM: You’re turning the doorknob? Player: Wait. Never mind. I’ll search first. DM: Too late. Which direction do you turn the doorknob? Player: Sweating. Um… clockwise? DM: And which hand do you turn the doorknob with? Player: Ri-… Left. DM: And do you push or pull the door? Player: Push… DM: The door swings open. The entire table was dead silent for a full 30 seconds. Nothing ever happened. Or if it did, we never made the connection to the door. That DM was a joker. Lol.
I remember something my first DM did.
Player: Ok. I’ll open the door.
DM: You’re turning the doorknob?
Player: Wait. Never mind. I’ll search first.
DM: Too late. Which direction do you turn the doorknob?
Player: Sweating. Um… clockwise?
DM: And which hand do you turn the doorknob with?
Player: Ri-… Left.
DM: And do you push or pull the door?
Player: Push…
DM: The door swings open.
The entire table was dead silent for a full 30 seconds. Nothing ever happened. Or if it did, we never made the connection to the door.
That DM was a joker. Lol.