- cross-posted to:
- badrealestate@feddit.uk
- cross-posted to:
- badrealestate@feddit.uk
Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
Contractor: that’ll be $5k.
Customer: yeah you took to long so I’m only gonna pay $3k. When will you be done?
Contractor: tomorrow. You won’t believe the results.