• Dashi@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    That’s what gets me on these things. If you want to be a dick and make sure your car isn’t hit go park or in the boonis! Nobody goes out there, don’t have to worry about carts, take as many spots as you want! Shoot for a record of you want try to get 6! But why tf are you doing it in close parking spots?

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        1 year ago

        I’d like to imagine your manager went over to the pretzel place and tossed a bottle of everclear into the deep-fryer to start a fire, instead of just pulling the alarm.

          • Butters@lemmywinks.com
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            1 year ago

            I can see Jimmy doing this, and putting on some giant grimace for emphasis just as he pulls the lever down.

            Or I could see mike doing this casually as fuck just as he walks by the alarm as if it’s nothing.

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            1 year ago

            Slippin’ Jimmy slipping on wet floors and booze bottles just fell into the fryer!