I vaguely recall a dream I had one time where I was driving through a desert, and I had a revolver that looked kinda like a snubnose version of the Colt Python from Half-Life 2, and I kept having to reload it because it used rimless cartridges for some reason and they kept falling out the front. That’s about all I remember.

Also didn’t even change the text, which is the opening line of the anthem of the Ukrainian RSR

I don’t know, have you seen Twitter recently?

I mean, it’s an interesting concept, if we’re using it for extracting CO2 from the air, but since it appears to be sealed, it’s kinda stupid.

Mass shootings committed by trans people since 2018: Three

Mass shootings committed by cis people since 2018: Two thousand eight hundred and twenty-six

John F. Kennedy was assassinated by the CIA for his attempts at making peace with the Soviets.