Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don’t?

I’m going to invent a phone that instead of autocorrect, it just blows off a finger when you misspell a word. You’ll learn your lesson real quick.

It feels like the internet is on fire but the firemen hooked their hoses into a gas pump

Mirab, with sails unfurled

What episode is that?

I kinda wished reddit had that too. Particularly if you want to catch up on news after x amount of time

Probably because it wasn’t made by an actual reddit user

It would be funny to buy an ad that said that if it didn’t involve giving him money

Even in their ads for ads they have to get their content from their user base

Do it, Rico!

I didn’t realize Seth Gilliam (of TWD, the Wire, Oz) was in this.

The best way to kill Blaster Bugs is to shoot them with one shell from a Tactical Assault Shotgun when the Blaster Bugs are grouped together.

Here’s a tip: aim for the nerve stem

I actually started re-watching recently but didn’t finish it. I joined a little late, but it’s like picking up where I left off.

Would you like to know more?

Okay, this bflix thing is amazing. How is it legal? How do they pay for it?

I’d dip my breadstick in that.

How does this agenda look?

7:00 Wake up

8:00 Be bisexual

9:00 Eat hot chip

10:00 Lie

Remember when Gary Johnson argued that climate change wasn’t a big deal because the sun would become a red giant in a few billion years anyway?

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But just think of all the value this creates for its potential shareholders

I’m not going to claim I know what’s happening, but I like the self-DDoSing explanation because it’s even funnier