drowns [he/him]

The Rizzler would be a platonic particular… the Rizz itself is the platonic ideal.

Old millennial and I loved playing Altered Beast and Golden Axe… later I really liked the x-men side scroller… always played as Jubilee.

Let’s be real, the Israeli tourist drew that themselves to cry about. They are the undisputed world champs of self victimization, there is no shot they didn’t do it themselves.

you gotta hand it to him

WE DO its disgusting… I swear sometimes I take my shoes off and find another pair of shoes under them… and a bowl of unseasoned egg salad in my hand… whiteness is a disease

Technically he looks like Paul Bearer… the Undertakers ring manager.

It’s probably just vice signaling. He would be terrified to actually approach a homeless person.

look ive made 100 winter coats and it took totally different amounts of linen every time I did it. Now I have all these coats and I don’t think I learned theory at all.

officer fitness standards don’t mandate being able to climb a ladder

you forced me to read this in tuckers voice… this is violence

Farcry 6 made me mad several times… especially the part where the CIA is funding the rebels that are fighting against the pro western capitalist regime? Like why would the CIA do that? They never explain it. CIA just doing the exact opposite of what it is literally designed to do.

Mr. Bonaroo…

paying your bills and feeding your family shouldnt’ be dependent on fucking tips. People regularly don’t tip just because they are dumb fuck lead poisoned assholes.

my bolt action with the bolt and carrier removed is, in fact, loaded.

some of the best chapo adjacent material is Matt ranting into a bad camera angle for an hour.

This might be the most deranged take ive seen yet. This person shouldn’t be allowed in public.

The Transylvanian Cocksucker

If Tim Pool stopped emotionally developing at 21 instead of 13 he would be Matty

There was a time after i became aware of the cursed thing but before I knew its voice… I long for those days

it was a misunderstanding in translation. IOF were just referring to Palestinians as dogs as they very often do.