Yes

I’m a traditionalist

All around me are familiar faces

Worn out places, worn out faces

I feel bad for chuckling at a clearly misogynistic slur, but “Tampon Tim” was kinda funny

Listen Bill, if I can’t be the first woman president, noone can

You know what to do

Pollster, data scientist, historian, economist, PhD hoomans in shambles

What can be, unburdened by principled beliefs

Onion was right to endorse Joe Biden - still the most trusted name in news

all out war against the Palestinian people

Say the ‘g’ word - genocide, you king cuck coward

Rewatching The Slayers (1995). It’s great to see a sincere anime adaptation of a fantasy universe (with dark lords, dragons, etc) that is not flavor of the month isekai with bland everyman/self-insert MC and harem waifus.

There’s nothing wrong with admitting that Trump voters are garbage people. However, I’d say l libs and Harris voters are also garbage people. 95% of Americans are generally garbage people. The vegans, antiwar activists, trans right activists, climate activists, animal welfare and social nonprofit volunteers are the only group of people who are exempt from garbage tags.

Clear blue skies on a sunny day ain’t so bad

When you’re almost at the finish line in Mario Kart and you got Blue Shell’d

Skeletons are hilarious. They always look like they are smiling and having fun, regardless of what they do. You see a human skeleton inside crocodiles mouth and they are still laughing and having a blast.

The Ham Sandwich race diverges from humanity’s racial pinnakkle’. Their haplogroup LV429 made them weak to the sun, despite the sun being the main source of life in this planet. Without the aid of chemicals, under a beautiful sunny day and blue skies their skin will turn pink-red like the Ham sandwich they like so much. Their skin will peel off, and they will spend the next couple days in agony. Another sad deformity in the hand sandwich race is capsicum receptors in their tongues. A hint of the mildest spices will burn their tongues, internal organs, and cause them diarrhea. As such, their mastery of the culinary art is inferior. A food for an adult ham sandwich race is equivalent to a toddler’s food in other kkulture. They rely on processed animal products like mayonnaise, cheese, and sour cream, instead of superior spices grown from soil like jalapeños, chilis, cumin, tumeric, cardamom.

The saddest of the ham sandwich race is those who dwells in Amerikkka isola. They are detached from the already inferior kkkulture of their ancestors, and do not have a concept of what we civilized human called society. Imagine living in the current DeLorean century and not having public healthcare. Their food are all inferior copies to the existing recipes, carbonated Al guls, circular flat bread with toppings, or meat between burned breads, all inferior to the mainland counterparts, except maybe England. They further delve into even more processed foods, and derive no happiness in anything but excessive consoomption of earthly products.

Not an Onion headline

Also, undeservedly failing upwards. Truly, the American Dream is well and alive.