But, hey, at least that child labor army can move onto more qualified work, like routing circuitry in Chinese plastic tchotchkes and mobile devices, eh? Viva la revoluçion! 😶‍🌫️

Says the Crocs© wearer. 🤢😅

Nope. That’s a gaggle of crazy that keeps inflating their own prices and wonders why they only get layaway orders.

That’s the whole point: Bread & Circuses, Part Duh©

Gotta love Berlin ✊🏼

Right was born with it. Left earned that with squats & twerk work. Talent vs Skill, and Skill will always endure.

Assumptions make an ass out of… Wait.

Why is her right leg 200% larger? 👀

Oh, so China expands to fill that void and hands out a portion to Kim Jong Link before repainting things?

He’s gonna do it again at 11? Damn, that’s super sus.

Without the textbook.

And, when this picture was taken, I was even younger. 🤪

My luck: we’re probably related and now my karma’s fucked. 🤷🏽‍♂️

And married, too? Maaan, way to smash my dreams, girl. 😭🥹

Haven’t read much cyberpunk lit, then.

Fuck. Yes. Timeless classics. 🔥

Don’t worry, we’ll just hole up in the Winchester until it all blows over. 🖖🏽

Fuck Atreyu. His whiny bitch-ass is what killed Artax. 🖕🏼😭

You didn’t even try with that one. You ok, kiddo?

Miss Red’s already warblegarbled, judging by the stains on her face & bib, and her friend’s about primed for her turn on the big white phone.

In short: fuckin’ neither.