• Empricorn
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    2 days ago

    You might need to schedule a visit with your mechanic… And an exorcist.

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      I’m now envisioning a car wrecking its way into a house, and then trying to make cat sounds with its engine and stuff (the meows would be kinda hard, but whining would be easy enough) at the door of the restroom, and then the tires just squeal as it zooms away as the person opens the restroom door. I’m envisioning the sheer, overwhelming perplexity on their face.

      I’m completely cracking up over this image. It’s amazing.

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        2 days ago

        Do not cite the Ancient Magic to me! I was there when it was written.