It would honestly make more sense for the left to carry these, since it would reference the couch fucking

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    21 days ago

    Fertility so good several furniture warehouses have him on retainer

    [insert AI image of JD Vance proudly holding the leg of a anthropomorphic chez lounge sweating profusely as a Laz-E-Boy emerges from beneath it]