My wife was scooping ice cream and said “We’d better hurry up its getting soft!” I couldn’t resist.

  • collin93
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    11 months ago

    A group of us got into an elevator to go down a floor and the elevator went up instead. Someone said “I guess you have to go up before you can go down”.