like, get fake ‘local tap water’ and drink it, or you know, just drink one actual fucking sip, you aren’t going to instantly die from one sip as a 50 year old man
I prefer to think about the deranged brainstorming sessions they had. “If i gulp the water, people will call it staged! If I sip too little they’ll say I didn’t drink enough. Alright, I’ll split the difference and do the worst possible option: not drink the water AND go for a “tiny baby sip” look. That way I look like a total asshole”
i honestly think he was somehow actually terrified of the water. man really thought he was gonna spontaneously combust if a single drop of that shit hit his stomach.
still can’t believe he didn’t even drink it
like, get fake ‘local tap water’ and drink it, or you know, just drink one actual fucking sip, you aren’t going to instantly die from one sip as a 50 year old man
I prefer to think about the deranged brainstorming sessions they had. “If i gulp the water, people will call it staged! If I sip too little they’ll say I didn’t drink enough. Alright, I’ll split the difference and do the worst possible option: not drink the water AND go for a “tiny baby sip” look. That way I look like a total asshole”
Classic obungler bungling drinking water
i honestly think he was somehow actually terrified of the water. man really thought he was gonna spontaneously combust if a single drop of that shit hit his stomach.
takes a sip
immediately shits pants
Like that South Park where the guy eats gluten
Barfsack Ocrumbo