“Look, all we’re saying is if you want access to your social security, you have to contribute to national security. It’s not that hard”
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Oldvolkssturm
nothing better for a 60-year-old than the battery of weird injections they make you have when you sign up
“Vaxed?”
Is this real? This can’t be real
Can’t join active duty if you’re over 42 iirc, so fake
if this is real it’s beyond parody, verhoeven could never
Death to America
I think this has been a program for a few years, people with certain civilian credentials get frocked at a high rank and get a big bonus because the military is having trouble filling certain jobs with indoctrinated high schoolers.
These John Scalzi novels are hitting too close to home.
Real “Empire in decline” hours
Service Guarantees 20% Off Medicare Premiums
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Volksturm any
%age speedrun