“America will be on trial” is a weird way to write “I and my friends will be on trial” like motherfucker, are you aware of how US politicians are hated by most regular Americans lmao?

One of the older jokes around is

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.

Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”

"The US Congress has been kidnapped, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

“How much is everyone giving, on an average?” the driver asks.

The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”