The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agoWow, they're a paleo-veterinarian too!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1562arrow-down17
arrow-up1555arrow-down1imageWow, they're a paleo-veterinarian too!lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · edit-21 month agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down1·1 month agoOk? I’m not a doctor, I have no idea what I’m looking at. So what was wrong with the dino?
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up93·1 month agoNo bones! Dino ain’t got no bones dagnabit!
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·edit-21 month agoAll dinosaurs contracted a rare case of Boneitis.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoDon’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·18 days agoYou know that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was
minus-squareRandomVideos@programming.devcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoIt was actually evolution, dinosaurs with bones couldnt adapt to the new environment
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoImagine if they had hollow bones, we could throw them into the sky
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·18 days agoThey DO have hollow bones!
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoOr was attacked by a moopsy.
minus-squareHamartiogonic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoNo internal organs either! Looks like they were all scooped out, as if this dino was being prepared for mummification. There’s also a clear fracture line in the chest. My guess is that’s where the chest pain was coming from.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoThis is all very suspect. What if it’s fake?
minus-squareHamartiogonic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoAfter all, there are fake doctors, so why not fake patients too? There’s also fake medicine, so all of it should work out perfectly.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoNext you’ll try telling me there’s fake plastic trees. With fake plastic watering cans.
minus-squareHamartiogonic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYes. It’s fakeception all the way.
minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-21 month agoInsane theories: 1 Regular theories: a billion
minus-squareEisFrei@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 month agoIt appears to have misplaced its bones.
minus-squareMesophar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 month agoSomeone stole them! Pretty sure I know who did it, I saw them in a museum
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoClinical Depression, a feeling of emptiness inside.
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoYou see that little crack in the chest? Dun broke a rib.
minus-squareLoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 month agoHis overall health did not increase after the dino was turned into oil which then got turned into plastic, which then got turned into a plastic dino. It’s actually a typical case, you rarely see dinos in good shape nowadays.
Ok? I’m not a doctor, I have no idea what I’m looking at. So what was wrong with the dino?
No bones! Dino ain’t got no bones dagnabit!
All dinosaurs contracted a rare case of Boneitis.
Their only regret.
Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!
You know that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was
It was actually evolution, dinosaurs with bones couldnt adapt to the new environment
Imagine if they had hollow bones, we could throw them into the sky
They DO have hollow bones!
Oh shit!
Or was attacked by a moopsy.
No internal organs either! Looks like they were all scooped out, as if this dino was being prepared for mummification.
There’s also a clear fracture line in the chest. My guess is that’s where the chest pain was coming from.
This is all very suspect. What if it’s fake?
After all, there are fake doctors, so why not fake patients too? There’s also fake medicine, so all of it should work out perfectly.
Next you’ll try telling me there’s fake plastic trees. With fake plastic watering cans.
Yes. It’s fakeception all the way.
Insane theories: 1
Regular theories: a billion
I think we can up that first metric
Wolfmans got nards!
It appears to have misplaced its bones.
Someone stole them! Pretty sure I know who did it, I saw them in a museum
Clinical Depression, a feeling of emptiness inside.
You see that little crack in the chest? Dun broke a rib.
His overall health did not increase after the dino was turned into oil which then got turned into plastic, which then got turned into a plastic dino.
It’s actually a typical case, you rarely see dinos in good shape nowadays.
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