“Oi imma ge a pint down at da pub called The Kings Infected Nipple, they got a special where yo get da pint for only six farthing, two half pence and three Bob instead of 2 shillings and a ducket.”
The Bloke Mind Virus bit it’s just saying “wots all this then” everytime you enter a room.
bit sad innit
John used to Fetterman but he can’t anymore because of stroke
Henry used to Kissinger, but not anymore, because he’s a dead motherfucker.
“From Earth”
I don’t believe it.
i think they meant earf
Ee-arf
Used t’be a man could go down to the Sebben-Elebben, pick up a pack of lager and three different issues of FHM and wank the night away
Can’t do that now, y’know, because of woke
Every time I hear an English person speak I think to myself, “I can’t believe there are people in this world that speak like that. How awful”
But now you can also be a gal 🏳️⚧️❤️
