I love how these istock FBI pictures always have the agents as like dapper artisan hipsters.
Artisianal color revolution
Imagine older thumb looking feds getting sick of these new guys queueing up Mumford and Sons and bragging about microbrews at the FBI office parties. Shortening COINTELPRO to “coiney”. Planting cocaine in bio-degradeable baggies on black people.
That’s because they just put FBI uniforms on the same dapper artisan hipsters that usually show up to stock photo shoots.
Well the CIA comprises of millennial latina women with general anxiety disorder, so i wouldn’t be surprised if the FBI has funko pop bacon white men
The CIA what?
look up CIA diverse recruitment video
they’re doing feminist anti racist imperialism
Vaush…
He might send me to Guantanamo, but I’ll be damned if he doesn’t make a good soy frappuccino
He sends you to a version of Guantanamo where instead of blaring obnoxious 90s dad metal to scare you into submission, it’s obscure lofi indie Appalachia-core ballads that are all about lumberjacks with opioid addictions and Oedipus complexes, and the chorus of EVERY FUCKING SONG includes a banjo solo that does NOT fit the mix because the one engineer recording these fucking things mixes on a pair of 1980s Sony Walkman headphones and has severe hearing loss in one ear and can’t tell that the mix is terrible, and nobody tells him because the last time someone criticized his mixing/production choices he self-flagellated in the studio for half an hour and everyone was extremely uncomfortable.
He still billed them for that time.
so many elder millennial cis guys look like this. just throw some more gray in that beard
I posted a thing, but anyone with this slick back and beard look should be treated with distrust until proven otherwise.
yeah just noticed the hair. kind of fashy combo
I was trying to think of what it is, and it’s the end result of reddit masculine ideals. Short on the side slick back with le epic beard. It’s the haircut a 1930s guy would wear under a fedora and is therefore the hair equivalent. It also just reeks of this faux put togetherness these weirdos have which is once again based on having no aesthetic sense at all, it enters into what they wear as well, they suit up cause sitcom and also cause every ask reddit thread about what women think is hot has wear a suit as advice every time, which is dumb suits are dumb. I’ve heard these weirdos talk about what watch to wear like anyone wears a watch. They never played dress up, asked absolute morons and people like themselves online how to dress after they noticed dressing like Matt Christman is pathetic looking, did feodras and dragon button ups and now in their 30s to middle age have learned nothing. Fuck these people, I am mistaken for a homeless person or someone doing high fashion about evenly cause I know how to fucking dress myself and have a look. They need a walk through for everything and it shows.
fucking scathing assesment
Sometimes if you call for violent action you get called a fed too
Schrödinger’s Hexbear: Until you break into their homes, they are both a fed and not a fed
You must break into their homes secretly and rearrange their decorations and family photos without getting caught
noooo, that’s unwholesome authsoc
I love being an interior designer!
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This is exactly the George Floyd protest I went to back in 2020. They had a stage and worst of all, got the okay from the cops ahead of time… What’s the point, when you coordinate with the cops in an anti-cop protest? 🤔
After they killed roe v wade, I attended a protest that went down exactly like that. It was really more of a
rally that then marched through the absolutely empty streets of downtown. Most 
thing I’ve ever been a part of. Besides hexbear. 😉
Similar vibes to “vegans are mean online, that’s why people aren’t turning vegan”. The people asking you to be orderly and nice are the ones defending the status quo.
Remember friends, don’t coordinate anything against the state online. All computers are snitches, and perfect opsec doesn’t exist.
You see the haircut and beard situation going on there? Don’t have that plz. It looks like bad and it makes me assume you’re right wing. Consider like a Hitler youth haircut, don’t have short sides, slick back and a beard. I will assume you are my enemy on site.
I would assume one will try to sell me some select coffee roast brands or invest in some app development scheme tbh, but that might be different contexts for these styles
inb4 still the enemy
Quick question who are the people in question and what would they do about it?
Wtf are these ergonomics
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