The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months agoWould you like to give us some free money today?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1602arrow-down119
arrow-up1583arrow-down1imageWould you like to give us some free money today?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-squarethesohoriots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·4 months agoSolution: ipad starts to swivel, do a 360 and walk away
minus-squareContramuffin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·4 months agoYou plan to walk into the counter? Daring strat, but I can see it freaking out the cashier enough to cancel the tip himself if you also maintain eye contact while walking, like an Oblivion NPC
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoIt’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out.
Solution: ipad starts to swivel, do a 360 and walk away
You plan to walk into the counter? Daring strat, but I can see it freaking out the cashier enough to cancel the tip himself if you also maintain eye contact while walking, like an Oblivion NPC
It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out.