Mr. Beast / Hawk Tuah Girl 2024 
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dead eyed nihilist who is compulsively driven to generate revenue at all times
not buyable
Can’t be bought if you’ve sold out to everyone with a pulse /s
everyone who wins my games can get stuff, but those who lose have to eat my candy bars
I don’t understand how you look at Clinton, Obama, and Biden and say they are trying to divide the country. Their presidencies were maybe the closest thing to bipartisanship I have ever seen. They ruled as republicans
Well you see it wasn’t unabated fascism and so it wasn’t bipartisan.
THIS IS JUST THE STUPID ANDREW YANG BULLSHIT OVER AGAIN AHHHHHH
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Forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
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I would normally expect a famous children’s YouTuber to Jared out by this point, but I think he may have sublimated everything that could be considered a sensuous impulse into terminal grindset mentality. Mf would not smell a flower unless he could get a sponcon deal to motivate the act.
He’s admitted that he doesn’t enjoy making the videos and that he’s minmaxing engagement. He’s just really good at this thing he doesn’t like.
Not left or right, but some kind of third way.
“Maybe if we appoint him Chancellor his supporters will chill out.”
In theory conversing with experts on both sides then finding consensus in the middle is a good idea. In practice it assumes that both sides have valid points on all issues (which they don’t), never lie (which they do), haven’t been bought (which they have), and that the middle is an appropriate response (which it almost never is; the “middle” position between some genocide and no genocide is a little genocide).
The whole idea relies on there being no right/wrong answers
thank you for saying this, I love the way you worded it
how about, instead of lowering the age so mrbeast can run for president, lets lower mrbeast into a vat of piranhas
You’ve got my vote!
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He should def just keep going in one of those tins cans and let someone play with his life on a ps5
Mr.Beast is going to found the Radical Centrist Party.
In this house we drink only Dr. Pepper
"I don’t believe in anything besides trite platitudes, I treat politics as one-dimensional, I would have partisan advisors but somehow be able to fully resist the influence of money and party politics.
When you are approaching a highway exit, with one turn staying on the highway and one turn going off, my recommendation is to stick to the middle ground."
Is this an Eric Adams quote?
You’d be excused in thinking I didn’t just invent it.
in deciding if i will vote for Mr. Beast, i will consult experts who support Mr. Beast and experts who do not support Mr. Beast equally and then decide that the issue of Mr. Beast is too contentious and divisive and that he must, to heal the nation, be dropped in the middle of the ocean where nature will be allowed to determine the best course.
dont care about things because of the party
Mr beast please explain your view on trans rights
Apparently one of his best friends/collaborators is a trans woman and he’s very vocally supportive of her, so probably better than most politicians lol
Hi I’m Jimmy beast, and my only policy is turning a big Fascism dial while looking at the audience
Literally doing the “hm one side wants to kill all immigrants and the other none, 50% it is!”
Except it’ll be a game show to exterminate the undesirables
Fuck he’s gonna make Running Man real
Not the main point but the minimum age is 35. Bro is 26, can he not do math
Hence the “if we lower the minimum age” part.
He says “in 15 years when I’m eligible to run.”
Legit: I couldn’t tell if that was him attempting to lie about his age or something.
there are too many days i pray to be suddenly struck with some of that good-ass 13th century peasant illiteracy
have to go to my local Catholic priest for them to read me a book
“i wonder what today’s book will be!”(it’s the bible, again)
“yaaaaay!”would be a genuine improvement in my life
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