People who aren’t left handed are oblivious of their own right-privilege.
Im not prejudiced. I welcome people of all hand preferences whether they are left-handed, or normal.
Where I’m from we call it step-hand day. I definitely celebrate.
Help, step hand, I’m stuck!
In solidarity, I will rub one out with my left hand.
I wank with my left hand.
But I write with my right hand.
But I open jars with my left hand.
But I use the screwdriver with my right hand.
But I eat with the knife on my left hand.
But I play guitar right-handed.
Didn’t know this was a thing, but maybe I’ll do some arts and crafts with my left handed scissors. Righty doesn’t mean right! Lmao (all in cheeky fun)
Nope. The Calgary school board switched me.
It may amaze how easily you can slip back into being sinister. I had a friend when I was growing up that was a righty. Then when I moved back to my hometown I was helping him with something and he mimicked me using my left hand and said it felt so natural. He had been using his right hand for everything for 25+ years and now does it all lefty finally.
Nah. I hosed my ulnar nerve and it’s a freak show. I’m no longer a good candidate for the resistance. Still, it was a neat parlor trick when the physio picked it out.
But I guess I shall have to content myself with living a year longer or whatever they say.
