It’s just bdsm.
Bacon During Sexual Moments
Clearly, our fathers are trying to give her a massive heart attack before our mothers hear about this lady’s affairs.
Well, better that than the sink
Ah, the ol’ throat sink.
I became disappointed when I zoomed in to realize she had a wallet chain and not a sproingy yellow coiled lanyard thing that was somehow attached to her phone. (Sorry, Amazon link: One of these)
I don’t know why. I guess I just thought the idea was kind of cute and fun. This dad-fucking, bacon grease swilling, subway texter uses a cute little bouncy cord thing to keep her phone handy, amidst an otherwise austere getup - just a zany detail to contrast with the rest. Alas. Just a boring ass wallet chain.Jokes on her, Ive met my dad so now her life just seems extra sad.
Is that chain attached to a popsocket on her phone? That’s hilarious
I thought the same thing and I’m still not convinced that’s not what’s going on. I remember in the '90s so many people were putting chains to their wallets, you know wear your money is… Well your cell phone is probably attached to one of your accounts, so it’s money. This weirdly makes sense to me.
I think it makes perfect sense, and a cool retro throwback. Fashion is cyclical after all! But I think the other poster was correct and she just has it fed through 2 belt loops.
I think the chain is just to be pretty, attached to her pants on both sides.
Yep. Looks like a hanging loop from behind to the front and back through the belt loops on her left side. Purely decorative.
Would
Her or the dad?
Both seem fun.
I’ll follow the grease
is your dad… the greasy strangler!
for the blissfully ignorant:
https://youtu.be/k0sk7QsZF64?si=Vkd8NV2zXI-GKq-i
Even the trailer is completely demented.
It’s worth watching if you like. really really weird shit, I can’t say I’ve ever seen anything exactly like it before.
Bullshit artist!
Same!
Trashy fatty. Imagine a group of kids reading her shirt.
Fuck you
People seem to think children will get brain damage if they see anything sexual even in writing.
But not gore…
I remember reading about the show Hannibal where there was a scene that was originally shot where you could see a butt crack gasp! so to make it more suitable for the children they filled the crack with viscera from the dude who was torn open…
Have you ever been on the average Call of Duty lobby? Kids have read and said far worse than this. Kids are going to learn curse words regardless of what you do.
And according to those lobbies they’ve had way more sex than most of us. They seem to really like mothers.
Imagine going around shaming everything that you don’t like — not realizing that some find this to be their fetish.
That life seems miserable.
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Cringe.
She must have been fucking our dads every night for years.
Edit: Lol at the downvotes, if you want to wear an edgy shirt in public you’re going to have to expect some edgy retorts and furthermore I think anything that attempts to normalise obesity is absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are fat, and good for her if she’s happy at that size, but I don’t have to accept edgy excuses for someone else’s poor choices.
your retort sucks because you’re trying to own her by saying something she already acknowledges. weak af.
“I’m fat because I fucked your dad”
“oh yeah? well you’re fat!”
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“I bet you fucked my dad a lot!”
genius insults
You do have to accept that you sometimes have bad takes like errybody else, and this is one of them.
It’s not because you made a bad joke, its because you lack the emotional intelligence necessary to ask some things:
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The likely continuous comments on her figure that caused her to wear this retort
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The fact that if you werent gonna make a comment to her shes not talking to you
These 2 things are often conflated in folks who haven’t trained their empathy up, and i suspect you feel like you took damage because even tho you’re not in the room your acting like she’s insulted you.
I know I have to accept that some people are fat
You don’t, you have to accept your humanity, which means you’re the same ugly mess of hair and stink and poo as the rest of us. It means you are an unfit judge. Somebody thinks you’re ugly. Someone out there thinks you’re a piece of shit. I think you’re just young. You need to understand your place, and you straight up fuckin’ dont.
To be a bit unfair youre probably a little too full of yourself, you’ll get over it if you put in work.
I was probably just downvoted by fat people, my dad must’ve been putting in overtime.
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You didn’t get any replies yet you decided to edit your comment to argue with an imaginary opponent. Mate, take a breath.
I answered him one hour ahead of your reply :(
37 downvotes, yet no one brave enough to put their neck on the line and offer a counterpoint. So yh, I made an assumption and yet still no one has made a counterpoint which means I’m probably right 🤷🏼♂️
I’ll reply: no one is offering a retort because your comment is weird, pointless, and not worth the time or effort to give a genuine response to. Your edit makes it even more obvious that you just wanted to stir shit and get in bad faith arguments over a silly picture
If you want to write edgy replies, you have to expect some downvotes. I think that attempts to normalize toxicity and trolling online are absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are provocateurs, but I don’t have to accept excuses for their poor behavior.
I’ve never met this person and never called them fat, but I have to read about them fucking my dad because they’re self conscious? Fuck that.
YOU clicked on the post, dumbass.
Lol no one cares enough to reply to you mate. The reaction is “what a dork” downvote and forget.
and yet you replied.
Haha baited XDDDD LUUUL
Not to your nonsense comment, but to your whining about it.
Counterpoint: you’re a fucking asshole and you and your bigoted logic can fuck off.
I’m not a bigot. I don’t have hate for anyone, just distaste.
Ah, yes. Top tier rebuttal full of facts and logic.
Yeah, we’re all gonna convince an entrenched bigot to change on the internet.
I’m not a bigot. I don’t have hate for anyone, just distaste.
Ok, nothing else you said made me laugh, but this comment crossed you over into parody.
I think it’s cool and our dads are lucky.
At least she’s acknowledging her weight is due to overeating.
People seem to love to jump to this assumption without acknowledging any fallibility, when in reality you don’t know from just looking at someone. Even if it’s a likely reason, it’s not the only one. I’m going to at least hope you aren’t a doctor based on this single sentence.
Excluding weight gain from corticosteroids or something exotic like elephantiasis, it is literally always overeating. I’m prone to it, and nobody can consider it an individual moral failing when obesity has become a massive global epidemic. But there’s genuinely no getting around the fundamental reality that it’s calories in, calories out. Apparently the majority of humans overeat when living a sedentary lifestyle with a readily available food surplus. The incredible success of GLP-1 agonists really hammers that point home if anyone was still unconvinced.