I’m an amazing shot but I don’t suffer from main character syndrome, so I’d be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.
I’m an amazing shot but I don’t suffer from main character syndrome, so I’d be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.
I will be part of the straight, white male gulag. But as a straight, white, male I will take the burden upon myself to be the liaison to the Femme Queer Commune. This will be a self appointed position where I speak for my fellow straightoids on my breaks from the mines.
You fool, you think we’re gonna let the straights into our commune?
No, that’s why we’ll be quarantined off to perform manual labor.