EDIT: I am pleased that hexbear liked this so much.
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What the hell do shields have to do with poison, homie? You alright?
Block with a shield, enemy gets poisoned, continue blocking with shield, enemy dies and you’re safe and sound. It’s an efficient and synergistic combination!
Shield is not a weapon
THE WALL
THE WALL
THE WALL
NO ONE ON EARTH CAN MAKE IT FALL
Not with that attitude
If you’re in a shield wall you’re bashing dudes with your shield as much or more than your spear.
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Your picks are thoroughly incorrect
the spear doubles as a magic rod
correct response, the spear is the all-time GOAT weapon
Death to America
certified insect glaive moment
Nice try.
Not very nature of you OWL
Fine fine, here’s a less shitpost one
Fire claws is a cool one.
Me but with thunder
light -> bow
i know what you are
poison no dart
shield??? what?? how would that even work?
Every time you block a hit, the enemy is poisoned.
This is so much neater
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Nature axe?
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If pickaxe were available I would have given that to Ice
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Good for chopping wood
beastmaster vibes
Axes are Green Knight-coded
a lot of these i’m not really that attached to but water-shield and ice-hammer seem super obvious to me
Death to America
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Elvish bow
This is the correct answer
Why are you the only one taking this seriously?
water sword
??? Is this a serious take?
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I’m glad to see people correctly picking Water Spear
Not sure why, maybe the spear fighting in video games I’ve seen is usually pretty fluid/flowing (excellent source, I know)
Minecraft and trident
I put all of them on hammer
ok so a spear is basically a baby trident so it’s gotta be water
