We’ve got to close the scallion gap!
Another incredible achievement of socialism
It’s a good day for onions
Everyday is a good day for onions.
My Grandma always says “As long as you have onions, you can make a meal”
but an onionwell fuck, turns out inframaterialism is real
“We found him where he sprouted, plotting a garden coup d’etat, in carrot stick and celery stalk menage-a-mirepoix”
there has never been a greater existential threat to the future of American liberty
Damn, I’m a monarchist now
God Save the Onion King
What if there was the Mandate of Heaven, but the mandate was to make something yummy?
great man theory
great onion praxisHmmmmm… Hmmmmm…
My god, That’s a nice onion.
That looks like the perfect amount of green onion for one bowl of egg noodle soup
look at that delicious plant
approved.
