Sorry it’s the law. I don’t make the rules
What about users with Owllergies?
Take a antihistowlmine
Do you want that many hugs? Want to make sure our owl friend’s consent.
Yes all the hugs pls
all of them?
Every single one or you get sent to gulag
some of my best friends are owls you know
S-sure. You didn’t forget anyone important
look at this owl collector
Hexbear hates freedom.
give me back my toothbrush and then maybe i’ll hug you!
They doesn’t even have teeth to brush?!
i know right!?It’s a beak brush also good for talons
i knew it, you like hugs and head pats
You’re cool as far as birds go, I’ll keep it to myself. You like sprinklers or just regular bird baths? I know a guy.
nah nah nah it’'s cool, water’s not for everybody I get it. You on that hulled sunflower seed tip or what?
i am a small mammal and owls will capture me in their talons
owl hugs!
Its the natural conclusion of any Superb Owl party. 🧛
it doesn’t feel oppressive …
it feels very snuggly ❤️
edit: listening to your brethren calling in my neighborhood is my favorite nighttime/predawn sound, ✨Owls Rock✨
What if they’re dirty though?
