• RealFknNito@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    There’s a timeline where Elon did this instead and went all in on the flamethrower thing rather than all the retarded Twitter stuff.

      • Ryantific_theory@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Imagine the timeline, Elon never became an asshole, the ultimate pyrotechnic show, fireworks going off, this strange happy man has flamethrowers and a jetpack, behind him a dozen synchronized Falcon 9 rockets take off and engage in a choreographed aerial ballet.

        People post videos of it online, because Twitter still exists as a functional platform.

      • LegionEris [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        Eh, he’s still reckless and popular with easily influenced angry young men. Elon’s Arsons is a thing. You win some; you lose some.