• Poison_Ivy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      6 months ago

      Gruesome Gavin should be more focused on forming the California Caliphate and blowing up the mountain passes into the Forbidden West from the savages in the Savage East rather than wasting time on frivolous “elections”

      • Beaver [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        6 months ago

        I am Governor Gavin Newsom

        My hair is slick and my aura gruesome

        Soon, I will be president

        I will command all of you

        Your kids will be woke in school

        I will be Führer one day

        California über alles