Once again techbros find a new way to make the world worse. Now your toothbrush can be part of a bot net. Nobody asked for this, and the suggestion that it should be possible is utterly deranged.
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Normally, the toothbrushes would have used their connectivity for tracking and improving user oral hygiene habits
I want smart toilet paper that can connect to global databases and provide deep analysis of my wiping technique, paper:feces efficiency metrics, and give constructive feedback about my anus.
You joke but… we’re not far off
I FUCKING LOVE TELEMETRY!!! I LOVE DATA BEING COLLECTED FROM ME FOR OFTENTIMES ENTIRELY ARBITRARY REASONSlow orbit gingivitis cannon
Techbros delende est
And their hashes sowed with salt!
