I have one of these shitty little Nest devices in my house to control the lights and play music and it is such a gaslighting piece of shit, I hate it.

Me: “OK Google, turn on Living Room Light”, “I’m sorry, there are no lights available right now”. My wife: “OK Google, turn on Living Room Light”, “OK, turning on Living Room Light”.

Me: “OK Google, play Spotify”, “I’m sorry, there is no Spotify account connected right now”. My wife: “OK Google, play Spotify”, “OK, playing Spotify”.

And it’s always spying on me, always listening.

  • idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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    8 months ago

    Asking Google to set an alarm is impossible. “Hey Google, set an alarm for 10 minutes”, “OK, your alarm is set for 10 minutes”, “OK Google, when does my alarm go off?”, “There are no alarms set right now”, “OK Google, when does my TIMER go off?”, “Your timer will go off in 5 minutes”. Actual troll.