• Hexamerous [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    We’ll get long articles written from a first person perspective as the reporter imagines themselves walking into the sex and opium den inside Xi’s “forbidden city” where only a handful of the most loyal and fanatic few ever are allowed in… All from an unverifiable anonymous source of course.

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      4 months ago

      The source is the same one that personally witnessed Kim Jong Un executing his uncle with an artillery round. They also saw Putin push a guy out of a window. They also also saw the Trump pee tape.