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August in the uk being called hot is so funny as a hungarian or basically anyone from a warmer country. Also i lived 5 years in ireland and its even worse, its only rain. No hot, no cold just 15c with rain. I heard with global warming its getting more unstable tho.
January brings the snow: makes your feet and fingers glow.
February’s ice and sleet freeze the toes right off your feet.
Welcome March with wintery wind; would thou wert not so unkind.
April brings the sweet spring showers… On and on for hours and hours!
Farmers fear unkindly May: Frost by night and hail by day.
June it rains and never stops; thirty days and spoils the crops!
In July the sun is hot. (Is it shining? No it’s not.)
August cold and damp and wet, brings more rain than any yet.
Bleak September’s mist and mud is enough to chill the blood.
Then October adds a gale, wind, and slush, and rain, and hail.
Dark November’s damp and fog; would not do it to a dog.
Freezing wet December then…
Bloody January again!I find myself increasingly out of sync with others regarding the weather now.
It will be warm when it isn’t supposed to be, and everyone will be talking about how nice it is, and all I see is the approaching end of life as we know it.
Yeah, the last 4-5 years we’ve had spring like days, 60f+ at least once a FEBRUARY, in Northern New England (20 minutes from the Canadian border).
That unapparent summer air in early fall
The quiet comprehending of the ending of it all
That Funny Feeling Bo Burnham
I had a few trees that started budding during a warmer week last winter, before getting frozen again.
Some of the buds would literally pop.
They’ve had a hard time all year and a few just died.“But yea! everything is fine! I could wear a tshirt that one day, noice!”
If it makes you feel better the four seasons in Cali are Summer, Wildfire, Mudslide, and Earthquake.
On the bright side my buddy from Hull lets me know when he takes his yearly vacation via pictures of ducks.
When you feel like London but look like Hull
Lucky, you get 4 seasons!? Here in South Florida we get “holy fuck it’s so hot!” with hurricanes, and “oh, this is kinda nice” with hurricanes.
You’ve got us beat. We’ve got rainy summer, brisket summer, hurricane summer, and a week of ice that no one is prepared for.
My favorite is brisket summer.
Brisket Summer is best summer! I have friends in Texas that were telling me about grapefruit sized hail years back. We’ll get hail every once in a blue moon, but they’re more a whimsical pea sized variety haha
I never know what the hell is going to fall out of the sky here, but I’ve got a brisket in the freezer to either cook before to get me through it or to cook after to help me recover from it.
Cali
Are you actually from California?
Yes? Not sure why I’d lie about that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Most Californians don’t call it Cali.
Seven additional months of rain have been overlooked. It just pisses it down from September to June.
Yea during the summer it might not rain, during autumn and winter it will rain.
It snows in March but not February?
yes, sometimes april
Just like where I live in Canada, except here the cold is 15 to 20 degrees © colder and the hot is 15 degrees hotter.
Oh and the but snow now thing starts in late November and ends in April.
I’m a Michigander and I’m laughing at the Britt’s complaining about cold and hot. Come to the upper Midwest for a few years and you’ll realize just how temperate that little island really is.
Yeah I’m just 3 hours drive from Detroit across the border. Whenever I feel like complaining about snow I check the weather and always smile at how much more you Michiganders get dumped on!
Normally I like the snow. I do get tired of it in February though!
This is not my experience
Found the southerner
I bet they live some place like Exeter
I feel like July should be “Oh got it is so hot” and August be “Rain”
In July it’s BEES and heat for me in the south of England.
September is nice, not too hot and not too cold most of the time.
The record temperature I reached in my old flat was 37.5 Celsius. Previously it was about 35.
In my current flat I hit about 33 over the summer indoors.
Sounds like you’re the Canadians of europe
The UK is on the same longitude of Canada after all.
