• wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRUE MUTINEER GEEZER:

    WAKE UP AND MEET THE WIFE LYUBOV.

    MY PENAL BATTALION, ISN’T IT BEAUTIFUL.

    TIME TO TAKE THE DIVISION TO MOSCOW.

    REV UP THE ZIL (URAAAA).

    QUICK STOP AT VKUSNO I TOCHKA AND LOAD UP THAT PLATE.

    GRAB A BOTTLE.

    M-4 LOOKING LOVELY TODAY LADS.

    JUST A BIT OF HELI SHOOTDOWNS.

    KVASS MAKES AN ABORTED COUP ATTEMPT BETTER.

    POP DOWN LOCAL PRIDE, GOOD OLD PELMENI LOOK AT THAT.

    LYUBOV MADE DINNER, LOVELY.

    POP DOWN AND HAVE A COUPLE VODKAS WITH THE LADS.

    AND FINISH UP AT THE OUTPOST OF DREAMS.

    • ElHexo [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      11 months ago

      In skies where secrets and the old bill mix,
      Our gov’nor, right, he’s in a proper fix.
      Gone against the boss, up high on shelf,
      He’s lookin’ for weapons, just for 'imself.

      Chatter 'bout uprisings, all in a muddle,
      Then his plane goes down, and we’re all in a puddle.
      The big man up top, with 'is sneaky plan,
      Made sure our mate, he won’t stand aga’n.

      But y’know, legends, they don’t disa’pear,
      They shine brightest when the end is near.
      His story, mate, down the pub we’ll share,
      'Bout the brave gov’nor, and the fate 'e bear.