*Plane tumbling to the ground rapidly with most of the fuselage gone* “Uuh, well that just happened!”
record scratch
i bet you’re wondering how I got here :smuglord:
This is the shit I’m on hexbear for
They don’t fly now.
:(
He truly didn’t fly so good smh
Not to worry, he’s still flying half a ship.
[Not] another happy landing
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Flight is really really fucking cool so I don’t think you should be blamed too much for that.
OMG are you an Airline Trainsport Pylote???
Nooooooooo us Hexbear tankies are supposed to be pissing and shitting ourselves in sadness that a billionaire PMC owner got owned.
Mother RuZZia just lost its greatest hero and you’re laughing?
Omae wa mou shinderu
NANI??
.
You are now the face of the news mega, how to you feel?
Nothing, this was the one
IVE BEEN FOOLED!
you thought it was a missle,
DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRUE MUTINEER GEEZER:
WAKE UP AND MEET THE WIFE LYUBOV.
MY PENAL BATTALION, ISN’T IT BEAUTIFUL.
TIME TO TAKE THE DIVISION TO MOSCOW.
REV UP THE ZIL (URAAAA).
QUICK STOP AT VKUSNO I TOCHKA AND LOAD UP THAT PLATE.
GRAB A BOTTLE.
M-4 LOOKING LOVELY TODAY LADS.
JUST A BIT OF HELI SHOOTDOWNS.
KVASS MAKES AN ABORTED COUP ATTEMPT BETTER.
POP DOWN LOCAL PRIDE, GOOD OLD PELMENI LOOK AT THAT.
LYUBOV MADE DINNER, LOVELY.
POP DOWN AND HAVE A COUPLE VODKAS WITH THE LADS.
AND FINISH UP AT THE OUTPOST OF DREAMS.
In skies where secrets and the old bill mix,
Our gov’nor, right, he’s in a proper fix.
Gone against the boss, up high on shelf,
He’s lookin’ for weapons, just for 'imself.Chatter 'bout uprisings, all in a muddle,
Then his plane goes down, and we’re all in a puddle.
The big man up top, with 'is sneaky plan,
Made sure our mate, he won’t stand aga’n.But y’know, legends, they don’t disa’pear,
They shine brightest when the end is near.
His story, mate, down the pub we’ll share,
'Bout the brave gov’nor, and the fate 'e bear.
:prigo-point: still isn’t an emoji
I think the ukraine military should claim credit for it and say it was because he led wagner against them. Just completely obliterate the “putin bad” narrative that is happening in US media right now where they’re just blaming Putin with zero evidence.
I knew this was coming, I didn’t expect it to take this long tbh