I hate scrum

I hate stand up

I hate sprints

Fuck Toyota

How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)

I want to quit but I can’t get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.

  • SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    18 days ago

    I get your point about how individualised development is part of the problem. I just want to point out how these rituals to divine the future of a project can become absolutely cursed when done as a team effort. Sitting by yourself and pondering how long it will take to make the computer go beep is a miserable experience, having to discuss the minutiae of how long something will take because management got the idea that this will make the estimates “more accurate” is many times worse.

    • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      18 days ago

      having to discuss the minutiae of how long something will take because management got the idea that this will make the estimates “more accurate” is many times worse.

      BIG AGREE on that one