“Oh you know, how it always ends, feelings of self loathing and despair.”
Introducing the brand new Amazon Originals animated series:
The Orange Man and the Nice Lady
Wow that’s exactly what they would look like! Good luck to them with their erection!
Orange man was erected
Doubtful at his age
He’s the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll overdose and his cock will explode.
Nice lady shockingly flaccid
I’m looking forward to a constant stream of news about
tweetsxcrements
On a semi-related note, a friend of a friend got to know a Japanese woman through a mutual friend group, and apparently after finding out that he had some decent culinary skills she texted him “I want to taste your cook”.
ちがう - Isn’t it? / Wasn’t it?
It’s the verb meaning to be wrong, so, contextually, I think the person made the classic l/r switch mistake, saw the reaction, and asked if what they wrote was incorrect.
I have elections evely day
Orange man is back to terrorize us all
Jerry Lewis: “All the voting, and the screaming of the orange man, and THE NICE LADYYY!”
* rady
