My brain is broken. Please sweep it up when you’re done with it.
Every 9/11 I make my kids stay home from school so we can go door to door singing 9/11 carols to curse the name of Mohamed Atta. The kids raise money by selling red, white and blue 9/11 wreaths to half-enthused/half-disturbed retirees. My wife likes to watch that classic holiday special, A Second Plane Has Struck the Towers Charlie Brown! while I prepare the roast goose (which symbolizes Flight 93). We pray to Jesus to look after the families of the victims, and then we pray to Nurgle to thank him for the anthrax attacks that helped ensure the passage of the Patriot Act to fight against terrorism. We end the day by burning our two 9/11 trees with a half kilo of thermite in the backyard. We had an incident last year where the fire got out of control and spread to our (non-observant) neighbor’s shed, but that was a coincidence.
#neverforget
Instant classic
I lost it at the 9/11 trees 😂
Let’s roll
9/11 is also regarded as a coincidence in some circles
Fr post memes tho
Some of you younger (or more tech driven) people have folders of this shit ready to go. Don’t worry about reposts I want all of it.
“just remembered”
“never forget”Does someone have a megathread planned about the Chile coup?
Didn’t we do that last year?
Allende we will never forget you,
It was Ethiopian New Years before anything else!
Every year me and some friends have a 9/11 gaming tournament with random games on Fightcade like Street Hoop and Neo Turf Masters. Winner gets Steambux and inevitably there’s a new commemorative “never forget” image based on the days events.
I would never admit this outside the internet cuz it sounds hella edgy but I look forward to it every year…
I’ve got a 9/11 fit to celebrate every year w all thrifted never forget merch that people forgot about and then years later dumped
The idea of forgotten never forget merch is incredible
I’ve been waiting to listen to the new season of blowback for 9/11, short of a
on the flight Amy Mcgrath shot down I think it’ll be the only 9/11 remembering thing i do this yearim excited to everyones best memes so i can post them on NextDoor
I’d love to see some of those comments if that’s sufficiently non-doxxable for you. Sounds like a great bit.
Sometimes I like to think that whoever came up with the “Never Forget” 9/11 slogan was holding a monkey paw.
Like yeah, we end up remembering every year but for half the country it’s a rotting brain worm that we shit post about and end up renewing our distrust of the USA over.
