The way every sentence drips in salt 🤤 it’s like a salt lick of bad takes.

Edit: probably my fav:

“On February 16, Russia’s Federal Penitentiary Service announced the sudden death of the opposition activist Alexei Navalny, aged 47, in a penal colony above the Arctic Circle, from which he had continued to reach his millions of followers with instructions on how to protest Putin’s plebiscite.”