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      Most likely functionally illiterate and not 100% “I can’t read,” but I’ve overestimated instagrammers before

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    I met a guy like that in the 90’s except he was on a lot of LSD and was making his way around the world. IDK if that was true but my buddy picked him up one night and we had a party with him and he cut his dreads off and burned them so a witch wouldn’t get them. Good times!

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    Micro cosmology is a problem a majority of Americans live with. If they can’t see it from their front porch it don’t exist. That played a major factor in the current shitshow preloading in d.c.

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    That voter is gonna learn some stuff.

    I was not surprised by the presence of a giant cross necklace.

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      I mean it’s not extremely far off compared to Ultralight hiking, you can still be hygienic (like often washing clothes), of course though you’re not winning parfume contests along the way… It’s a tradeoff to make compared to having a lot of uncomfortable weight to carry around.

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    Apparently, Chad Caruso set the Guinness world record as the first person to skateboard across America in 2023, from Venice Beach to Virginia Beach. It took him 57 days to cover 3,162 miles, adventure adventure of 55 miles a day.

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    Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day… I’m not sure, but the person who didn’t know mountains exist might be dumb.

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      200miles/8hours of skating straight means an average speed of 25 miles an hour.

      Ambitious, considering the average speed of a skateboarder is closer to 10 miles an hour, but it could be possible if he was extremely fit, had unbreakable bones, and the US was a flat plane for 3000 miles like this guy thought.

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      If he’s illiterate we don’t need to call him dumb

      Also allegedly the Rockies, not all mountains… we hope

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        I doubt he is being labelled “dumb” due to being illiterate.

        Doing no research prior to setting out is a great reason to call him dumb.

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          Though lack of research because you can’t read is a bit of a speed bump in the whole “doing research” process

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            Yes, but people 40 years ago managed. Youtube and a friend that can read. Hell asking random strangers their opinions on what the challenges of skateboarding across the country are.

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              People 200 years ago managed.
              It’s extremely dumb to just go out cross country with zero knowledge though.

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              You’re not wrong!

              I will say, I learned stuff like that to be a good idea through a productive education system which also helped me learn to read

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            You’ve just triggered a memory. Something about vehicles zooming around Lego Island. Were you able to get out of them while they were moving so that they kept going?

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                Nope. They just kept going around the island following the roads

                Vehicles can be made to drive themselves Description: If you are driving a vehicle and exit it while moving (i.e. don’t stop before leaving it), it will continue to drive at the same speed you left it at, auto-piloting itself around the island. It’s not entirely clear why this is the case, but it’s possible the vehicles are the same type of “entity” as the NPCs roaming around and that vehicle speed isn’t automatically cleared when you leave it, causing it to roam around too at the speed you inadvertently set for it. If this is true, there are interesting implications for potentially driving and/or setting the speed of NPCs. Interestingly, the vehicles don’t seem to move indefinitely (they don’t slow down, but will eventually stop moving) so perhaps some background system on the island periodically tries to ensure vehicle movement is set to 0.

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              Oh I have no idea, I remember very little of that game. Something about a helicopter crash and a race you had to use the skateboard for. It was the fastest vehicle.

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        Boring fact: The highest pass he’ll have to cross on his journey looks like this:

        If he’ll have to be rescued, then because someone ran him over.

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        Another fact: Society failed to educate him properly using taxpayer money.

        Perhaps society deserves to face the consequences of its actions.

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          I agree with you and have even more to add -

          Even more fun fact - the taxpayer money that will likely eventually be used to rescue this person, potentially saving their life, is an infinitesimal waste compared to so very many other things. I’m not ever going to shame someone or expect them to be billed/prosecuted/etc for their rescue unless they criminally broke the law in order to arrive at that state. (and maybe not even then)

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    Cant seem to find this dude on ig, there are just too many that tried to cross the usa with a board.

    Does someone have a link to this specific persons ig? That would be great, thanks.