For the record, I still hope he dies!
And Biden!
ASAP!
be the change you wish to see in the worldDon’t forget RFK, he should split the vote 3 ways then drop dead with the other 2 genocidal boomers
Trump has a rage stroke during a debate while yelling about how he is the greatest and just keels over, Biden subsequently stares off and keeps babbling about cornpop until he collapses dead at the same event
Liberals can’t fathom people not having Trump Derangement Syndrome and being able to laugh at his goofy ass without popping a blood vessel.
Understanding that America’s institutions are unsalvageable unburdens us from being precious about their disgrace.
Very well said Comrade o7
Which ironically is the the only thing giving him any legitimacy.
Instead of crying about him saying bloodbath for two days (but reiterating they won’t do anything to beat him electorally) he’s gotten days of free press and he gets to act like a tough guy.
If the universal response had been “what’re you going to do get your supporters to smear shit on the wall then go home while you watch it on tv?” They’d actually put him on the backfoot.
I hope he dies, but it will be a bittersweet day for content-brains like ourselves.
Oh come on the conspiracy theories about him actually being alive and hanging out with his best friend Tupac are going to be hilarious.
Chuds are gonna post pictures of 90 year old women with perms from behind with captions like “still hiding in plain site, trust the plan”
You don’t wanna watch a dozen Maga dudes struggle to disinter him to prove he’s not dead and accidently flop his rotting corpse with a perfectly intact toupee out on camera?
Not to mention the various Trump religions that will definitely form in the wake of his death, shit’s gonna be weird
I kind of don’t think people as a group have enough follow through to start (more of a) cult around trump. We just don’t have a collective attention span that lasts longer than a week. What we’re seeing is more like a lifestyle brand than a group of people seriously committed to ideals.
Yes, but him dying from covid in office would have been peak content.
I wish he actually believed some of the things he said. Trump taking a truly heroic dose of horse paste then shitting his guts out would have been true kino
The internet as we know it will die with trump. Even with him alive, there are still days where I think “there’s nothing on the Internet today”
Liberals need him to exist because without him they’d look like feral demons who are incapable of doing anything apart from murdering anyone
Turns out “I’m not trump” is less of an effective sales pitch if the other person also isn’t Trump and that’s literally all they have to run on.
Liberals in 2028 after Trump died of natural causes a year prior: We’re still 99% Hitler. Why won’t you vote for the lesser of one Hitlers?
They’d just find another guy to villainize. Probably a foreigner like Xi or Putin or Generic Hamas Guy.
When liberals stick their fingers in this beehive is when you folks are at your absolute finest. Federation has been awesome. I know not everyone likes it and I know arguments online aren’t THAT important but there is such a clear difference between sides when the Hexbear posting batallions engage with the liberal interlocutors.
I remember reading someone somewhere say years ago that to the extent debating online means anything it is for the people reading the exchange and not so much the parties debating. The lurkers if you will. Well I am a lifelong lurker because I think I recognized before I had the vocabulary that a lot of posting on social media ultimately amounts to alienation from creative labor. The feeling of bleakness from that and a sort of shame about the idea of trying to garner attention towards myself have kept me from ever being a committed poster.
This space has been the only time I have ever felt like it’s really worth being a part of this.
The way in which you folks have honed your rhetorical edges against each other and practice libs in the dunk tank really shows. Those muscles are strong and they hate that to outside observers you are almost always the more cogent and coherent side.
But the absurdity and humor are even more potent weapons because it breaks the tension and gives people room to examine preconceived notions. There is a degree to which inspiring a laugh is almost like a concession of a point. They cannot stand that we’re more factually grounded AND funnier!
All this is a long winded way of saying that they cannot stand that you folks are funnier, more grounded, and have way better emojis.
Never log off Hexbear o7
4chan used to be afraid of CTH. Glad to see we’re carrying on that tradition here.
CW: Slurs, 4chan
Never got to see those threads but was lucky enough to lurk on the main sub during chapos prime time, truly a time to be alive.
made me feel like being in the middle of a huge, supportive moshpit where everyone is being a bit rough, having fun, and absolutely fucking up any nazis that get near
I’ve seen this so many times and yet, every time I read it its like the first time all over.
“They don’t even get mad, they just waste your time and degrade you”
Proof that streamer debatebros are wrong and the real means of victory over online fash dipshits was always posting pigpoopballs and telling them they’re going into the Tito Cuck Pit
Lol
If not for the slurs this would be amazing tagline material.
couldn’t we just take out the slurs and then use it?
I say we do.
I don’t mess with chapos anymore just not worth it. They’re actual fucking psychopaths. I wanted to debate them wasn’t even memeing that much and they dug up everything from my post history and kept pressuring me to post pictures of my dick. Fuck with any of the dumbass political boards on reddit but I would stay away from chapo. they don’t even get mad, they just waste your time and degrade you and some of them are real fucking psychopaths and I don’t know what they might do nor do I want to
“You know what? Fuck you” * un-R-word your post *
The way in which you folks have honed your rhetorical edges against each other and practice libs in the dunk tank really shows. Those muscles are strong and they hate that to outside observers you are almost always the more cogent and coherent side.
Iron sharpens iron.
The way in which you folks have honed your rhetorical edges against each other and practice libs in the dunk tank really shows.
lol I never thought of it like a training ground. It just feels good to put my frustration into words and/or read the dunk of someone who already put in that work.
As much as I like this, I do understand why someone replied to you with a PPB due to the unfortunate reality:
For every one of us who have studied the posting blade, there are two vulnerable comrades who will be subjected to libs tearing the mask off so fast they scalp themselves in their fervour to bully our trans, queer and enby posters to death.
It fucking sucks, but we can’t trust them (libs) to be better and we can’t sacrifice our comrades for privileged posting enjoyment
Genuine
momentJust saying I understand the anti-federation sentiment, Walter
Half measures?
Not this time. Now he’s not allowing people out of the Chapo parking garage without the correct amount of stickers.
Good thing I’m covered
No more half-measures.
They’re completely out of their element. Liberals are so mad that it’s not Reddit and there’s no mod looking over their shoulder to delete our posts to protect their feelings when we dump a massive 7 paragraph essay on them shredding every stupid belief they have and have been allowed to repeat unrestricted for years on Reddit.
🥺
Well taken, I too find this comment embarrassing in the light of day
What annoys me is not libs disliking us, or disagreeing with us about who the true LEFTIST is, or crying because they got banned.
It’s just the sheer, utter disinformation where it’s objectively demonstrable that they just make up shit about us and then all believe it. Still in .world, despite being corrected many times, the majority of users will say Hexbears did mass downvoting, when that’s literally impossible.
They’ll say we love Putin, and Trump. And that we’re all fascists - even if you believed dumbdumb horseshoe theory, a fair portion of us aren’t even close to authoritarian. That we’re largely Chinese shills and bots. That we deliberately organise RAIDS on other instances and aren’t just a big community group who like to share our personal experiences on other threads and we like to come to each other’s aid. That we’re a place of HATE when this place, of all sizeable internet communities, has one of the biggest cultures of love and mutual aid I’ve ever seen.
I get the political disagreements. I get the disagreement on conversational tone. What I don’t get is the sheer determination to not even understand us in the slightest way, to take the most random bullshit, even when it is factually impossible, and take it at face value; all just so they don’t have to acknowledge us as real people. That’s what upsets me.
Now I made myself sad >:( I love y’all comrades
It’s just the sheer, utter disinformation where it’s objectively demonstrable that they just make up shit about us and then all believe it.
Reminded of how Hitler had documents forged implicating his enemies prior to the night of the long knives, and then getting angrier and angrier when he read them.
It’s why right-wingers can’t write satire—they get too mad at their own fiction.
That’s hilarious, can you point me at an article about it? I’m being genuine, I can’t find one and I really want to read more about it.
I would also like to read about this.
the liberal posters are a paper tiger. the true revolutionaries will be found among the offline masses and the normies.
It’s kind of hilarious that it mirrors how the west treats communist countries
Is it not possible for hexbears to downvote on federated servers? I knew it was disabled on local comms.
Even viewing posts from other instances through Hexbear (for instance https://hexbear.net/post/2105999) will have the downvote button disabled. On the flipside downvoting Hexbear posts from other instances does nothing, we don’t see nor count downvotes. So if a comment gets hit by libs and sits at 10 upvotes 50 downvotes, we would just see that as +10.
We actually can be down voted and it affects how our posts are ranked on other instances, it’s just that we can’t see the downvotes on our end
They think when we joke about him dying we’re just being edgy, but also we support him cuz that’s also edgy.
They hate him in a dignified civil way where they fail to stop him from doing anything but say “you are like Voldemort good sir!”
I celebrated when Kissinger and Bush Sr. died… He’ll get the same treatment. I’d be pretty happy if he just dropped dead on stage like that Ukrainian Nazi.
Kissinger
i popped the cork on my good Havana Club when this fucker was finally called back to hellIs there a way to get this in the States without bypassing the embargo? I miss Havana Club 🤤
Take a trip into the socialist hellscape of europe and buy it from a store? I’m not a burger so I cant help you here, sorry.
Honestly a good liquor store may be able to get you some for a premium if you request. Just don’t go to a corporate chain tho.
like that Ukrainian Nazi.
That model of giving speech should definitely be popularised among the right wing.
I would watch it every day till I have dreams of it.
I ended up eating lamb biryani and watching YouTube the day Kissinger died. It was an incredibly cozy day for me.
😤
Sir, sir! Have you considered that you are bad, Mr Trump? That makes you Darth Vader
express extreme indifference
You must publicly cry and grieve for this man who we have been calling the reincarnation of Hitler for the past four years!
i’m elevated beyond mere indifference, I’m getting extreme with it. Once Trump dies I’m laying down on a pillow and snoring so loudly that a feather floats up and down on my breath
You mean the Reddit libs were full of shit the whole time?!
how DARE you express extreme indifference sir!
bwaha liberals are fucking priceless
Your honor, I was expressing moderate indifference at most.
Hey Reddit, do you apply that rule to brown or trans people?
Also lmao at “extreme indifference”
So you can’t even be neutral you literally have to pretend the guy isn’t completely deserving of a slow and painful death.
Trump dying would be extremely funny and cool
Like imagine it happens at one of his rallies and the crowd just thinks he’s speaking in tongues but his brain is dying and nobody moves to render assistance until he keels over, hopefully falling into Jared Kushner’s lap 3 Stooges style
I hope he dies on election day
TFW you realize that whichever nutcase he picks as his running mate has a high probability of becoming president before 2028
Nobody is gonna have the same iron grip on the base he does because they relate to him because he has zero shame and will say literally any stupid shit then double down on it forever.
It requires you to have the opposite of political savy, nobody else is half the chud whisperer he is partially because the chuds can tell when somebody is just pretending to be a dumb shit racist and now they’ve had the genuine article they will accept no substitutes.
I already have my President Ramaswamy bumper stickers and coffee mugs ready for drop shipping
This is a perfect example of a comment a liberal would read and go “OMG HEXBEAR WANTS A FASCIST IN OFFICE” no we don’t but if it happened we’re gonna grift the chuds. Or at least joke about it.
I’m joking, in reality most of my e-merchandise features erotic photoshops of Jordan Peterson. gotta meet the market where it’s at
I just hope for a funny nutcase then
the problem is there is zero chance he picks someone as weird and unpredictable as himself. he’s absolutely going to pick whichever standard conservative freak is the most adept at groveling and ass-kissing.
Ramaswamy is pretty damn predictable, IMO. And he did a great job politically at making the case for himself without implying he would be better than trump. He killed the debates, objectively. I’d bet he’s high on Trump’s list.
(obligatory: he’s a fascist and I would like him in the gulag, saying he’s politically savvy doesn’t mean I agree with anything he said.)
Wish he would pick Vince McMahon, he’s just as much of a piece of shit as Trump and would also be an accurate representative of
Bottom up democracy, but it’s just the bottom of the ticket getting 25th’d into the oval
Aaron Rodgers gonna be president, what a world
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That would be so funny. Both Biden and Trump randomly die on election day at the same time like a cartoon prat fall
it would honestly be so epic if donald trump died
i would be very happy if he did and i’d probably have some cake.
I’m still so disappointed that fucker didn’t croak. Him dying could’ve actually changed the entire landscape of COVID response. Or it could’ve set off some chuds into a wild fit of conspiracy and shit would have been wilder than it was.
They would probably said that Xi and Biden personally poisoned him with polonium or something like that.
Motherfucker had to have rolled a D20 to live. I remember seeing that footage the day after where he was clearly having trouble breathing. All those special White House drugs have to have a drawback, don’t they?
If there was any karma he would’ve
When Trump got COVID I was having the most fun I’d had since the pandemic began. Too bad he didn’t go out like Stan Chera.
That shit was crazy. When they made that weirdly edited video of him landing in the helicopter then standing at the top of the stairs breathing laboriously.
