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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

I scream, she screams

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I scream, she screams

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    How can I delete someone else’s post?

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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    • Dave@lemmy.nz
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      Run your own instance.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Or just make friends with someone who does.

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        The wonders of federated social networks

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      Blocking them is satisfying enough

  • SilentObserver@lemm.ee
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    It’s all fun and games until you get frostbite.

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      nords have innate frost resistance

      • bruhduh@lemmy.world
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        Battlecry be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdBhRKksN0w

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        Skyrim belongs to the nords!

    • desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      still fun, just a bit harder

    • MeThisGuy
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      should get rid of the warts though

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    Every day we stray further from God’s light.

  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    • MeThisGuy
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      that’s a different kind of snow and ice.

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    Yum, that icy tuna tunnel sounds delightful.

    • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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      Your comments rarely disappoint.

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        They really do have a way with words. A certain… je nais se quois.

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    Hey have you ever heard of what happens when you lick a flagpole in winter? Now imagine it was your dingus instead.

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      Okay, I imagined what it would be like to lick my dingus in winter. What now?

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        cum i guess

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        User the flagpole to stimulate the g spot

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        The struggles of the Snow Queen are a fun recurring gag on Oglaf, but I love anytime the foul mouthed inventors (gnomes? dwarves?) show up.

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          Absolutely my favorite characters. I really like the lonely mountain comic where they make a dragon dildo.

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      Hey I think someone made a webcomic of that

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    What an awful day to know how to read

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    What if your popsicles breaks?

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    It would definitely be ice cold, not fire. Smh

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      What do you think tiger balm is for?

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        Man, for a second I thought you meant tigers blood but I was thinking of snow cones for some reason.

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    Why yes, I do want to build a snowman

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      But Feigie says I can’t!

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    Please tell me it’s cherry flavored… no?

    Iron flavored it is.

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      Pineapple flavored

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        Might get some Neapolitan if you’re not careful.

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    Nice afterward snack.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2UnuT-7FVQ

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    This character is a child…

    Pass.

    Edit: She’s 21?! No she isn’t, that’s clearly just cope. Smash.

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      Huh?

      Jennifer Lee, CCO of Walt Disney Animation Studios and co-director of both Frozen and Frozen 2, confirmed on Twitter that, for the main part of Frozen’s story, Anna is 18 and Elsa is 21.

      https://screenrant.com/frozen-elsa-anna-age-parents-death-how-old/

      Else is firmly in MILF territory by now, 11 years after the release of Frozen.

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        It’s been 11 years?! Goddamn, man. I feel old.

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      Just let it go

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      Tough one, elsa is older than I was when I did it for the first time 🤷

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